Ow, My Spleen...

bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

heavymetallecturemonster:

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

despairkomaeda:

“ugh i cant believe theyre adding a fucking girl to smash bros. women dont belong there.”

i dont know where youve been but

johnserket:

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

jesus christ your parents are metal as fuck

sassycybermen:

I was reading a fic and

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

what is the point of a thigh gap

i’ve learned so much

poniney:

“im a girl, so it’s not sexist if i say it :P”

rants-skellington:

 important research